Spare parts required.......

........or at the very least retirement to a desert island! Jono excitedly posted the other day a pic of his 'new wheels' as he referred to them, and exclaimed that it was time to hit the road. That was Friday night! By Monday night it's all gone Pete Tong. A few of us received a 'whatsapp' message to our little 'whatsapp' group 'this running lark is hard', stating that Jono had indeed fitted the new wheels and gone for a spin, and that after 2 miles his knees are fooked! Then the Midds pipes up that himself and JT (Jono, not the racist twat that this country continually without foundation continues to pin our footballing hopes on) are ready for the scrap heap.......inferring that 'this isn't going to plan'! Jono, condemns himself further by declaring that he's not even fit for spare parts, I begin to sympathise, until Pete suggests we 'Man Up' before he falls in to line and decides that it's all a matter of time for him too. I suggest we all retire to a desert isalnd where the girls can make grass skirts and we can drink Mojitos! On the face of it, it's a solid plan, until I study Jono's picture further to decide I've found the solution to his problem. Whether that means we are ready or not for the scrap heap, only the aftermath of the events at Catterick can decide, but for now, I think the solution could lie in trying to find and fit Jonos other new wheel!


New wheel missing..........if found please return promptly before knees are proper fooked!


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